Činjenice o Čak Norisu

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rope king
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cak noris je izgubio nevinost prije svog oca


cak noris je prezivio abortus svoje majke
VRELA JAGNjETINA JE NAJBOLjA_

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postoji samo jedan čovjek jači od čak norisa.........................................a on je rope king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norrisu može da se digne i na Mariju Šerifović :D
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lisnato_testo wrote:Chuck Norrisu može da se digne i na Mariju Šerifović :D
:smt023 :smt082
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Chuck koristi crni Domestos kao kapi za oči.
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Jedino Čak Noris može imati svaki dan vodu u Prnjavoru ... :smt003
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Sewerin wrote:Jedino Čak Noris može imati svaki dan vodu u Prnjavoru ... :smt003
Прејако :mrgreen:
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- Je*o Chuck Norrisa kad Sponge Bob roštilja pod vodom!
Čini mi se , rođače , da je standard pokvario ljude ...
Jedu g)ovna i sanjare .
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Then I sit there gettin' mellow, stoned, groovy
And after while, I looked down the bar...
...at the bartender.
I said hey!
What do you want?
One bourbon, one skotch, one beer 8)

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:smt005 :lol: :smt005
Čini mi se , rođače , da je standard pokvario ljude ...
Jedu g)ovna i sanjare .
DŽ. Štulić

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Koliko Chuck Norrisu može da uradi sklekova?
SVE!!!

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Чини ми се рођаче, да је стандард покварио људе...

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Забрана вожње бицикала на Бањ брду
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Jeb*š Čak Norisa kad Radiša Ilić brani pogledom ...

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Chuck Norris je popio 7 jegera , a nije ga vidio babo !
Čini mi se , rođače , da je standard pokvario ljude ...
Jedu g)ovna i sanjare .
DŽ. Štulić

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:smt005 :smt005 :smt005
Na ovu moglo bi se vezat odma i : "Čak noris može da spava u autobusu u Puli, a da mu ne pokisne glOOOva!"
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vrsta8472 wrote:
Sewerin wrote:Jedino Čak Noris može imati svaki dan vodu u Prnjavoru ... :smt003
Прејако :mrgreen:
:smt005 ovaj je opet auktuelan!
Zna li iko kad će voda konačno doći ? :cry:
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or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it's always because these dogmas
or goals are in doubt." (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance)

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"When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths
or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it's always because these dogmas
or goals are in doubt." (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance)

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Čak Noris je otpetljao sanitarni čvor ! :mrgreen:
Čini mi se , rođače , da je standard pokvario ljude ...
Jedu g)ovna i sanjare .
DŽ. Štulić

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Ovaj post je pisan iskljucivo radi povecanja ukupnog broja postova u mom profilu i ni u kom slucaju ne odrazava moje stvarno misljenje o doticnoj temi.

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JUCE JE UMRO CAK NORIS

ALI DANAS MU JE VEC BOLjE

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:smt005
Čini mi se , rođače , da je standard pokvario ljude ...
Jedu g)ovna i sanjare .
DŽ. Štulić

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BRUCE LEE
"Jedini čovjek koji je mogao poraziti Čaka Norisa.
Iako je Brus mrtav, jedini razlog zašto je Čak Noris još uvijek živ je njegov strah od toga šta će mu Brus raditi na nebu."
"When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths
or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it's always because these dogmas
or goals are in doubt." (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance)

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Chuck Norris ne dolazi sebi,sebi dolazi njemu! 8)

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MAXIMUS
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Samo je Chuk Noris na Djurdjev dan s onom koju voli.... :smt005
Čini mi se , rođače , da je standard pokvario ljude ...
Jedu g)ovna i sanjare .
DŽ. Štulić

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